Eggpectation Breaker Pillows

An Unexpected Guest.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Ornithologist

Missing Easter Egg

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

"These Earthlings taste awful!"

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

'Phew! Four days without getting egg on my face!'

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

Easter Rabid

Happy Easter!

"What is this one - 'Two egg surprise'?"

Pope Benedict at Easter

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

"Break an Egg!"

The Last Supper or the First Easter?

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

'Happy Easter.'

"My name is bunny, and I'm a chocoholic."

'Jimmy takes these Easter Egg hunts very seriously.'

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

'Happy Easter, Brother David!'