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"I tried to tell him a wingsuit only works from a much higher wall!"

An Unexpected Guest.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Ornithologist

Missing Easter Egg

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

"These Earthlings taste awful!"

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

Pope Benedict at Easter

Happy Easter!

'Remember, hop softly and carry a big carrot stick.'

Easter Rabid

"What is this one - 'Two egg surprise'?"

'Phew! Four days without getting egg on my face!'

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

'This chart illustrates how each of you will break into the industry.'

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

"Break an Egg!"

The Last Supper or the First Easter?

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

"My name is bunny, and I'm a chocoholic."

'I think I may be an adrenaline junkie.'

'Happy Easter.'

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

'Jimmy takes these Easter Egg hunts very seriously.'

'Happy Easter, Brother David!'