Egg-splorer Pillows

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

Easter Egg Surprise

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

WHACK!

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"So! When's the big day?"

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Ornithologist

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

Egg Buggy

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'