Egg-timer Collector Gifts

Egg race.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Second hand furniture.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'We have three minutes left.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"My brother thinks he's a chicken... He's crazy."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

Easter Egg Delivery

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Outstanding Time Management

Time Table

'Fresh eggs!'

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

Golden Eggs.

'Slow down,' I said... 'Watch that bump,' I said... Not only did we lose two of the kds, but who knows what kinda damage that's gonna do to the paint!

"You're late."

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

'That's much better.'

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Dali Clock

"But I only restarted it three minutes ago."

Do' you have the time?'

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

"Don't worry, it's nothing."