Educator For Equality Gifts

Banned words

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

Gender Equality

"We've made great progress!"

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

International Women's Day.

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

All Hail the Matriarchy

Glass Ceiling

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

Martin Luther King

Same Sex Marriages.

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

Staff Yearbook

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"I'll wear a top when you do."