Educational Financiers Pillows

"Daddy made six hours of your tuition today."

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

A child runs an equity stand.

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"Now you know how Daddy feels when Mommy overdraws the checkbook."

'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

Girl holding money.

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

'The legislation HR2109 would increase state aid to education. Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for you.'

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

The Economy Discovers FFF!

'Junior, if you don't do your homework and stop daytrading, we'll have to freeze your assets!'

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."

I would like to start a regualr investment program that will help pay my daughter's college textbooks

'I already know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about investing my allowance for capital appreciation.'

Parents teacher conference.

"Based on the economy and your rate of savings, I've updated your retirement projections."

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

'Thanks...but according to the web, 80 of kids' allowances are now linked to the Dow.'