Educational Investor Pillows

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

Technologies and distance classes

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

'What my stocks did during my summer vacation...'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

Putting money back in to the world economy

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

The Economy Discovers FFF!

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

Student to Miss Belcastro, her history teacher: 'We need some newer history.'

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

'He runs a very successful hedge fund.'

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

Looking inside the internal maze,

"We want him to skip joined-up writing and get straight on to 3D printing."

"We shouldn't have sent him to summer financial camp. Today he turned down a new soccer ball--he didn't like its yield to maturity."

"I wish school was more like TV."