Educational Encourager Gifts

At least you got a 'works well with food grade' in lunchroom.

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

I will study my speling words...

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

U of Debt

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Lessons in Prehistory.

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

Children's education

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

A Preschool of Fish

Yummy Mummies

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."