Educational Cartoon Pillows

'Now listen: The big hairy ones are the hunters, while the smaller ones with long hair are the gatherers...'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island

COWMIKAZES

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Footballer and Bacteria.

Management Reshuffle

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

The Red Carpet

More Pardons

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

Oil in Nigeria.

If cartoonists fought wars.

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

Chippunks

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

Move Right

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

'Remember, let's agree to disagree... but no excrement flying!'

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

"Our battle with Covid-19 has been a triumph."