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'Now listen: The big hairy ones are the hunters, while the smaller ones with long hair are the gatherers...'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

COWMIKAZES

Footballer and Bacteria.

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

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The Red Carpet

Oil in Nigeria.

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

'Remember, let's agree to disagree... but no excrement flying!'

If cartoonists fought wars.

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

Chippunks

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

"Our battle with Covid-19 has been a triumph."