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Welcome to the lower grade concert. We will premiere an avant garde song cycle with unexpected solos, parts of melodies that may seem vaguely familiar and musicians who leave the stage for no apparent reason. Enjoy!

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Moses' Tablet

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Falstaff

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'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Cat Burglar

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Hamlet

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Storm in a magic lamp.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Cheating Death.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

'Mother?'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'