Economy Humorists Pillows

'Don't worry -- if business doesn't pick up soon, we can turn ourselves in for the REWARDS!'

Help! Former Greenspan Impersonator Now Everyone wants Bernanke Impersonators.

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

"No, it hasn't, but when the sky does fall your investments are going to do very, very, well.''

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

"Good to see they're trying to keep the high street vibe."

Trickledown economics

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

Office of economic forecasting.

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'We buy and sell them.'

'It's the NEW Chinese Stock Market Report.'

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

First Market Decline

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

'Consumer confidence is up.. in the 'Money in the mattress' sector.'

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

Government Handouts.

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

Office of Management & Budget. Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the U.S. budget deficit.

"Since it cost as much as our house, can we take out a mortgage instead of a loan?"

Leprechaun finds EU bail out at the end of a rainbow.

'Sorry about the mess -- I've been slashing the Federal budget.'

"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."

Sign - 'Warning: Government Spending Objectives Are Larger Than They Actually Appear.'