Economic Humorist Pillows

"Right now I think the wisest strategy is to diversify among your mattresses."

'You don't qualify for a loan or a credit card. We can, however, over you a free bank calender.'

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

'Actually, we were planning to use the money to buy a box of cereal.'

'Our concept is simple. We intend to lose money on every sale but make it up on volume.'

Office of economic forecasting.

'Why do you keep wasting your money on this rubbish?'

"Bad news, the island is in foreclosure."

"Upstairs is throwing capital gains taxes out the window."

"In this economic downturn we're asking for volunteers to drink more than they normally would."

'The next few days are critical. We're going to slowly introduce her to cash.'

'I'm at the mercy of the organization of lemon-exporting countries.'

"I'll begin today's proceedings by saying that we have enough food and water to last us until some sort of eventual turnaround."

"We're hoping to start another market rally by doing the wave..."

'I find wealth impresses the Ladies. Try this it smells of Petrol.'

The two largest US mortgage finance lenders lose billions of dollars.

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

'The cost of living is always the same, all you have and a little more.'

'I buy a different stock every month. Sooner or later I will make a wise investment!'

Economy Crutch - 'Not to worry dear friends....I make these in a little shop in my basement.'

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'

'Miggs! It's me, Felson!'

"We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

In case of bear market

'Stocks dropped and bonds rose on the news that the economy is just one big balancing act...'

The housing bubble.

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'In the eventuality of a double dip...'

Government Handouts.

Sounds of the Stock Market Crashing...

Trickledown economics

Recession? Not Yet

'Sorry about the mess -- I've been slashing the Federal budget.'

Give me a lift and I'll pay in Canadian currency!

Quit Hogging the Job