Economy Entertainer Gifts

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

"No, it hasn't, but when the sky does fall your investments are going to do very, very, well.''

"Good to see they're trying to keep the high street vibe."

Trickledown economics

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

Office of economic forecasting.

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'It's the NEW Chinese Stock Market Report.'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

'We buy and sell them.'

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

'Consumer confidence is up.. in the 'Money in the mattress' sector.'

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

Government Handouts.

Investments: Still Open to New Investors - 'A fool & his money fund.'

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

Sign - 'Warning: Government Spending Objectives Are Larger Than They Actually Appear.'

'Sorry about the mess -- I've been slashing the Federal budget.'

"Since it cost as much as our house, can we take out a mortgage instead of a loan?"

"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."

Bad case of credit crunch, I'm afraid, so we'll have to slowly introduce you to a diet of cash.

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