Economy And Tea Aficionado Gifts

John Boehner

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Profit

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Watering Money

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

European currency on the edge.

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Tea of Love

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'I see everyone got the memo.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Flat tax - equal burden?

Why markets crash.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

What do you suggest we do about this?

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

Time for tea and friendship.

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'