Economy And Tea Aficionado Gifts

John Boehner

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Profit

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

Watering Money

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

You've Had Enough!

Tea of Love

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

European currency on the edge.

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Time for tea and friendship.

Flat tax - equal burden?

'I see everyone got the memo.'

Why markets crash.

What do you suggest we do about this?

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'