Economising Pillows

"Could you give me another minute? I'm not sure who's paying yet."

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'Are we broke yet?'

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

The Affordable Shredder

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

Cut directors pay in half and stop all share options - "Right, now, tell me about Plan 'B'."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Janet always was ahead of the curve...she outsourced herself.

"To save money, 5 employees will share the same computer. I got the idea while I was carpooling."

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

'If I'm going to do an effective job of reducing costs, I'm going to need a bigger budget.'

"Budget Cuts."

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"

"As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me �4000."

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

'Here we stopped workers taking home pens.'

"He's not our founder. He just found us the most tax loopholes."

Their lowest cost vacation yet.