Economical Engine Enthusiast Gifts

High fuel costs cause criminals to economize.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Biker At Museum

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"It's worse than I thought."

Cow outboard engine

When did you last have your oil changed?

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

I think I can...

Music to their ears.

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Biker and Cyclist.

Gas prices up.

Motor-blender.