Economical Duo Pillows

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

'Have you two taken the COSMO 'compatibility test'?'

Date Night

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Wine and Cheese

'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

Living together, couple in love.

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

"You were right-we should have just split one."

'Our love life has become market-driven.'

Home Business - Printer Ink.

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

Armchair Dancing

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

"A double room with twin minibars, please!"

Matching Outfits

How about swapping wives for the day?

'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'

Respected cartoon couple, Elmo and Merle Blinkwhistle, take a little time out each day to gather their thoughts.

'I wish you wouldn't put these little mints on my pillow when we stay at hotels. They melt into my hair.'

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

Madam Mae: Fortune teller - Fortune 500.

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

"A preliminary market analysis indicates that money can buy us love at approximately $21.75 a bushel."

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!