Economical Duo Prints

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

Date Night

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Wine and Cheese

'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

"You were right-we should have just split one."

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

Living together, couple in love.

'Our love life has become market-driven.'

Home Business - Printer Ink.

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

Armchair Dancing

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'

How about swapping wives for the day?

Respected cartoon couple, Elmo and Merle Blinkwhistle, take a little time out each day to gather their thoughts.

Matching Outfits

'I wish you wouldn't put these little mints on my pillow when we stay at hotels. They melt into my hair.'

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

Madam Mae: Fortune teller - Fortune 500.

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

"A preliminary market analysis indicates that money can buy us love at approximately $21.75 a bushel."

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

Couple in front of computer. Screen reads 'Internet shopping with husband'. Husband is huffing, puffing and sighing.