Economic Existentialist Gifts

'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'

Hi, Frank! How is life treating you? It isn't. I'm paying for everything.

Suicidal businessmen "The recession has struck their company badly"

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Chiller Theatre

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Pastorius wonders why.

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Zenemies.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Optimist

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Nihilistic customer service"

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

Sisyphus during Covid

"Is this who I am?"

"Life after death"

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"But what if this is all there is?"