Economic Existentialist T-Shirts

'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'

Suicidal businessmen "The recession has struck their company badly"

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Chiller Theatre

Pinocchio's Second Realization

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Zenemies.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Pastorius wonders why.

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Optimist

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Is this who I am?"

Sisyphus during Covid

"Life after death"

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Nihilistic customer service"

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'