Econ-fashion Enthusiasts Pillows

"Today the Federal Reserve announced interest rates will stay the same, but hemlines will rise."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Profit

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Leadership suits you

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Watering Money

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Men's business romper.

Cat Tie

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

European currency on the edge.