Econ-fashion Enthusiasts Gifts

"Today the Federal Reserve announced interest rates will stay the same, but hemlines will rise."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Profit

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Leadership suits you

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Cat Tie

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Men's business romper.

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Watering Money

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Annual profits,

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"