Economy Enthusiasts Gifts

Pound shop - 99p Land - 98p World.

'Three stars means the stock has been approved by Alan Greenspan, Ben Bernanke, and Janet Yellen.'

"It's not easy, but I do my best to keep up with trends."

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

US Consumers - OPEC.

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

Money falling down a black hole

"We're looking at a true patriot - she heard the US economy is in trouble."

Victims of Financial Consultant's

'The market goes up and down, up and down! That's why I'd suggest we buy pills for seasickness!'

"Time for thaw awkward father son talk. You know, the one about fluctuating interest rates and instability in the markets."

'I think you should conquer Switzerland now, before interest rates go up any higher.'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

"And then civilization collapsed. . . because so many panicked, stopped all normal activities and caused the world economy to crash."

Tramp: 'Forgot my PIN number.'

How far can I drive??

ATM.

"$2 per week isn't much of an allowance, Pop. When will I be old enough to get a cash rebate from Trump?"

"He wants us to start paying in cash, in advance."

"Boy - this economy is hitting us hard - guess we'll have to ask the government for more money."

Inflation in Cuba

"I love coming out of a recession, don't you?"

Gas Loans

Inflation Bites

Cuba Taxi driver fined for price increases

Obama, Barack-USA

The following budget summary may upset those of a nervous disposition.

Parliament: Ball park figures beyond this point.

'Have you been out rescuing banks again?'

"I started my company on a shoestring and I've tripled my investment."

"But on the bright side, this place has a thriving economy and a 0% unemployment rate."

"The fastest growing sector is that of hobos."

Things of the past...

Stay the Course.

Monica Joins the Underemployment Club