Economic Enthusiasts Pillows

"For clients with an extremely low risk tolerance, I recommend they talk to someone with a ground-floor office."

Think Tank, we are looking to hire 'free thinkers' because our budget has been cut.

'This mattress fits up to $120,000 dollars.'

"There's a plus side to the credit crunch...My 'lenders elbow' has cleared up!"

Adam Smith

Jeremy's Allotment

Tarriff-ied

'He predicts home prices will go up this year? Yeah, and if I go outside every morning and predict rain, eventually I'll be right, too.'

Beware of stimulus plans.

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

Prices and inflation

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

"We lost our shirts on the sub-mortgage fiasco."

'Now don't forget to stimulate the economy of your alma mater.'

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

'Not sure what all the complaints are about. Unemployment is running at 100% in here!'

"Making money's eve more of a kick when no one else is."

Spain's Spendings and Savings

"Geezus...why do we always have to look at these things right before lunch?"

Today's Banking Industry: "We're too big to regulate!"

George Papandreou.

"There was that old stock trader... I came out of his closet last night... he said he survived so many crises and recessions, nothing could scare him anymore... it was so depressing!"

'Look! The economy isn't so bad. Four thousand people were hired last week to process the latest flood of unemployment claims.'

"Are you playing footsie with me?"

'So how's our class warfare against the 'job creators' going today?'

'Bloody school leavers.'

"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet."

'The Government's thinking about changing the dollar bill to a coin.'

National Living Wage from April 1st.

"So you think people will line up to give us a job?"

"It's inflation, stupid."

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

Employment Agency - Closed.

Some good economic news...The U.S. is creating more jobs, since most workers need a second job to get by.'

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