Ecology Group Member Gifts

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Wildlife

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Deforestation.

'The circle is complete!'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

The Environmentalist

North Pole

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"I love you too, big guy."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'I admire your floatibility.'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

God's Subcontractors

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'Echo Tourism'

The Age of Reptiles. . .