Ecology Group Member Gifts

Hurry up! My ladies home ecology group is tonight. Chop-chop! Eat up. I've gotta run. What's tonight's topic? Slow food. Burp.

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Wildlife

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'The circle is complete!'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

North Pole

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I love you too, big guy."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Echo Tourism'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

God's Subcontractors

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.