Ecologists Gifts

'Prey has such negative connotations. I'd like to think of us as crucial links in the web of life...'

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Bees SOS

Expectation - Man Awaits Tree So He Can Hang Himself.

How many environmental catastrophes does it take?

Campaigning for more rain.

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Wildlife

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

North Pole

'The circle is complete!'

Deforestation.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"I love you too, big guy."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."