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The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Wildlife

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'The circle is complete!'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I love you too, big guy."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

God's Subcontractors

'Echo Tourism'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Danger Slow Sand.

Bees SOS

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Author's Bio-diversity.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'