Ecocritic Gifts

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Wildlife

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'The circle is complete!'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"I love you too, big guy."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'I admire your floatibility.'

God's Subcontractors

'Echo Tourism'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Bees SOS

Danger Slow Sand.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

Author's Bio-diversity.

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'