Eco-unfriendly Adventurer T-Shirts

'I want something that shows I don't care about gas mileage or gas prices.'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

I think you're ace

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

A whale with corporate sponsorship

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

GM Crops Genie.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

Fish Food

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

Man on Island.

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."