Eco-unfriendly Adventurer Prints

'I want something that shows I don't care about gas mileage or gas prices.'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

I think you're ace

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

A whale with corporate sponsorship

GM Crops Genie.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Fish Food

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Man on Island.

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.