Eco-sleuth T-Shirts

'These guys are good... although they are corrupt, their office had a green plan... so they didn't leave a paper trail.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Joan Hickson

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"That new drug causes flatulence."

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

GM Crops Genie.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

Undercover Biophysicists

Newton's Law and Order.

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

'Gimme all your cache!'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

Welsh water sewage

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."