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Modern Day Windmill Jousting

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

Crisis Buzz.

The Joshua Tree

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

The nuclear power plant didn't doom the Snail Darter as feared.

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

This Junk Mail made from 75% Recycled Other Junk Mail.

Boss, there's no toxic waste anywhere near the café, is there? What is this, the eighties? What's next, you're going to ask me if any whales or baby seals are harmed in the production of our coffee? Are you going to ask me to sing "We are the World" with Stevie Wonder? Are you going to ask me to film a "very special episode" about the dangers of dope? People didn't just care about this stuff in the 1980s, boss. Want me to get some Krazy Glue and fix the "hole in the ozone layer"?

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

'Stand-up climatologist...'

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

"Here, try this anti-dandruff fertiliser my gardener recommended."

Tonight's topic: Global warming.

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

McDonald's Wraps Burgers in Grass Paper

"This material is 80% recycled."

The runner ducks ate all the snails from the garden and Jack was happy but then...

'Shut up.'

'GIT!!!'

Trees talking, "Hey your roots are showing"