Eco-jester T-Shirts

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

Genetically modified maize.

'Father I cannot tell a lie, I have no intention of carbon offsetting.'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

This is not my favourite 4B pencil....this is my 2B pencil, which I now use to halve my carbon footprint.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Polluted geese

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

The interested bystanders.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'My electric car is giving me static!'