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'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

Tonight's topic: Global warming.

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

EXXON EXTINCTION

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

There's no real oil emergency...

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

Home Heating Oil

COP26 GLASGOW

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

'Pssst! Dump your toxic wastes?'

'It took four trees to make that sign.'

Rising oceans could prevent wind power being the main power source.

Over-packaged fruit and vegetables

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

The nuclear power plant didn't doom the Snail Darter as feared.

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

"Man is the master of this planet, and nature has to adapt to economic concerns!"

"Reboot? I've kicked it six times, but it still won't work?"

'I blame global warming.'

'The general says, I'm not only expendable, but also biodegradable.'

This Junk Mail made from 75% Recycled Other Junk Mail.

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"