Eco-jouster Pillows

Modern Day Windmill Jousting

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Crisis Buzz.

The Joshua Tree

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

The nuclear power plant didn't doom the Snail Darter as feared.

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

This Junk Mail made from 75% Recycled Other Junk Mail.

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

Tonight's topic: Global warming.

'Stand-up climatologist...'

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

"Here, try this anti-dandruff fertiliser my gardener recommended."

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

'Shut up.'

"This material is 80% recycled."

The runner ducks ate all the snails from the garden and Jack was happy but then...

'GIT!!!'

Trees talking, "Hey your roots are showing"