Eco-grill Philosopher T-Shirts

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Winter Weather.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Surprise in the salad bowl

"Do you think the birds like me?"

The New Normal

Future Tents

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Biro Diversity

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

"Is it free-range?"

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

Population train.

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?