Eco-grill Philosopher T-Shirts

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Winter Weather.

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Surprise in the salad bowl

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The New Normal

Future Tents

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

"Is it free-range?"

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

Population train.

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?