Eco-friendly Monarchist Gifts

King Charles III - How green was my valet

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Not to mention the park view."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

Biodegradable helium balloons.

"Woo-hoo!"

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"It's not easy being green…"

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"