Eco-friendly Monarchist Gifts

King Charles III - How green was my valet

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Not to mention the park view."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Biro Diversity

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Go on - they're organic!'

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

Biodegradable helium balloons.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."

Castaway harnessing electricity.

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

"It's not easy being green…"

"Woo-hoo!"

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."