Eco-friendly Flyer Gifts

"Hey wow, you're right, Mr Branson! The crushing weight of my climate anxiety does feel a little lighter in zero G."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

World's cheapest car

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Christmas Flights

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Sometimes Rudolph, I can't help but feel Christmas is getting too complicated!'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

"I know it can drive itself. I'd buy it if it could pay for itself."

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

"They've replaced the company car."

"I guess he IS telling the truth.... Well, Merry Christmas, Santa! Have a good flight."

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."

Boris promises to pursue a Brexit deal with OOMPH!

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

I brake for Jetliners.

"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."

Excess Baggage: People will do almost anything to avoid paying those fees for checked baggage.

"I'm pretty sure this is the way..."

Man on bike

Santa's Flies Safe

"Flight 570 reports its starboard engines sucked in Dasher and Dancer and the port intakes just got Donner and Blitzen!"

"We'll now start boarding Group 9... Please remember your inferiority as you walk past the other groups, you cheap, dirty, cretins."

'This ladies and gentlemen is our business model.'

"The plane will cost $269 million per unit... a little less if we forego the cup holders."

"What the...a swarm of Christmas air-mail parcels?! Pull her up, Larry! Pull her up!!"

"The flights are 99p...but it's an extra £435.89 if you want to take them inside the plane!"

"Attention: The Captain has turned off the hokey-pokey light. You are now free to shake it all about."