Eco-friendly Consumer Gifts

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Nature versus commerce.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

But is it organic?

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Politically Correct Snowperson

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Global Warmer 2000.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Just Stop Boil

Sale! Weed Whackers

'I blame global warming!'

Touring Cyclist

"Steamed vegetables."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'