Eco-savvy Consumer Gifts

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Nature versus commerce.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

But is it organic?

Politically Correct Snowperson

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Price may vary with weather.

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

Electric car

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

A gap between the solar panels

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

'Is it organic?'