Eco-friendly Builders Gifts

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Frankenstein's Reading Light

Tomorrow's world 2165.

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

I talked my new client into an eco-landscape. Well done. Walls using local stone. Native trees and plants. Plus

Recycling Bin/Upcycling Bin

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

Rapunzel tries to go Off-Grid.

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'We unknowingly built the house in the middle of the western swamp turtle's migration route and we're required to allow them unobstructed access.'

The World's First Condominium Complex Built on Landfill Created From Shredded Documents

Green Construction, 1/3 less 2 X 4s than our regular construction.

'One day son, all this will be protesters.'

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens.

These cities aren't going to reimagine themselves.

Gas Vs. Electric

New green building materials: Pseudo-plywood made from ground up avocado seeds mixed with tofu.

Getting rid of bottled water at school is a good eco-club project -- in theory. But?

'Shop Local - Christmas Trees.'

I've gone one better!

'Yeah, there's a gentleman here who says he's come to caulk where others have been too afraid to caulk.'

Green industries

"...and to keep the project environmentally friendly, we'll be adding trail mix to the concrete mix."

"Are you the lady who called about an ant problem?"