Eco Building Gifts

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Building Sandcastles.

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Do it yourself books.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

Lego Haircut

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Food waste with recycling symbol

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"First snowman?"

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'