Eco Building Gifts

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Building Sandcastles.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Do it yourself books.

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

Lego Haircut

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"First snowman?"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Food waste with recycling symbol

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

Building Blocks.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Building giant sand pies.