Eco-entertainer Gifts

Endangered Feces Act

"Miss- my pencil's unleaded!"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Zombie standup

Showbiz Awards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Clown on bike.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Extreme miming"

The Rooster Comedian.

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"We're following Carrot Top."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Comedy Cafe

Cow Show Tunes

Politically Correct Snowperson

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"I love you too, big guy."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"That'll be five bucks."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

God's Subcontractors

"Bravo!"

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."