Eco-conscious Regalists Pillows

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We'll always have Paris..."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Not to mention the park view."

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"Woo-hoo!"

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Biodegradable helium balloons.

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

Home Heating Oil

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Climate Crisis

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread

Pesticide Bunny: Mom! Bunny is eating the pesticide sprayed grass again!