Eco-conscious Couple T-Shirts

Frankenstein's Reading Light

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"We'll always have Paris..."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Recycled passion.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

Make your own bottled water.

Home Heating Oil

Tree funeral.

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

Desk of an urban farm manager

"It's not any better up our way, either."

Food Pyramid.

'Honey, could you turn the water on?'

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."

The oil crisis.

"Scientists say rapid melting of Arctic sea ice is a sure sign of man-made global warming."

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'