Eco-conscious Couple Mugs

Frankenstein's Reading Light

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"We'll always have Paris..."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Recycled passion.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

Who Was That Greta Girl Again?

Make your own bottled water.

Home Heating Oil

Tree funeral.

What can I get you? Coffee? Tea? Sandwich? The mackerel mocha sounds lovely. What's in it? The usual. Chocolate. Soy milk. Mackerel. Yes, but is the mackerel farm-raised or from the sea? Ocean. Atlantic? Pacific? Indian? Arctic? Antarctic? I'm not sure. Oh. Ok ... well what's the mackerel's mercury content? Negligible, I'm sure. Ok. Was it exposed to any chlorine? Or copper sulphate? Or malathion? Was it treated with kindness? Was it read stories and sung to before bedtime? Yes. Never mind, it s

"It's not any better up our way, either."

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

I'm looking for a useful gift for a newborn. Nature's Baby Boutique. We have a large selection of essentials. Here are the 100% organic, fair trade, hand-dyed pashimina diaper covers. Wow! Nothing says "essential" like popped-on pashimina. A little dry-cleaning and it's good as new.

Voting is about to start and they're campaigning furiously down there. The DNA is discussing policy in depth. DNA has detailed plans. The carbon dioxide is complaining about the negative press coverage its getting, and the chlorophyll is pushing a green agenda. The individual atom candidates are receiving lots of attention --- their truthfulness is being questioned. Voters must have heard that "atoms make up everything"!

Food Pyramid.

Desk of an urban farm manager

'Honey, could you turn the water on?'

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."