Environmentally-conscious Family Mugs

"One day my son all of this will be yours."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"We'll always have Paris..."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

REPENT! Get back to nature

Mother nature takes her course.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

Who Was That Greta Girl Again?

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

St Patrick, patron saint of environmentalists.

Food Pyramid.

Tree funeral.

What can I get you? Coffee? Tea? Sandwich? The mackerel mocha sounds lovely. What's in it? The usual. Chocolate. Soy milk. Mackerel. Yes, but is the mackerel farm-raised or from the sea? Ocean. Atlantic? Pacific? Indian? Arctic? Antarctic? I'm not sure. Oh. Ok ... well what's the mackerel's mercury content? Negligible, I'm sure. Ok. Was it exposed to any chlorine? Or copper sulphate? Or malathion? Was it treated with kindness? Was it read stories and sung to before bedtime? Yes. Never mind, it s

Woman with exercise bike

"It's not any better up our way, either."