Environmentalist Parent Mugs

I hate thinking our little girl is old enough to learn about birth control. Don't worry. Twig will want whatever has the least environmental impact. And this is reassuring because? No packaging, chemicals or anything imported from China. What does that leave? Excellent. Abstinence! The green alternative. You can tell her.

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"We balanced our budget this month!"

Trees playing rootsie.

Baby in Bike Basket

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

Climate Change

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

Recycling centre

Entering Washington, DC. Today's Polticial Atmosphere is TOXIC.

"We've made a few changes."

"The science nerds are saying last week was the hottest in the past 100,000 years."

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

An angel crying

"How dare you not salute the goddess? You'll burn at the stake for this, damn heretic!"

I'm looking for a useful gift for a newborn. Nature's Baby Boutique. We have a large selection of essentials. Here are the 100% organic, fair trade, hand-dyed pashimina diaper covers. Wow! Nothing says "essential" like popped-on pashimina. A little dry-cleaning and it's good as new.

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

"Great location, new roof, central air, underground storage tanks full of toxic waste, double garage, ceramic tile?"

"The global warming thing is beginning to scare me!"

No toxic waste in my backyard!

Free Hugs

Signs pointing out the ocean and beach because it is covered in litter.

"MacDonalds or the planet! What kind of choice is that?"

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

Muscle Steroids.

2019, 2020 and 2021

'I want you to be aware the bats in my belfry are a protected species.'

Global Warming.

Demonstration - sign with 'The end is near', last man holds sign 'The end'.

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

'Stupid global warming!'