Eco-friendly Parent Mugs

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"We'll always have Paris..."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"Not to mention the park view."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."

Biodegradable helium balloons.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"Woo-hoo!"

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard